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Some useful steps to becoming a Superhero

 

Step One: Come up with a believable superhero name, not cat bloke, bat chap or Samantha the Mouse tickler that really doesn’t cut it in the super hero world you would be shunned and hated 

Step two: Create a back story all superheroes need a back story like you were smothered in toxic waste as a baby because your nanny was useless or you slipped and banged your head on the side board because there was baby oil on the floor.

Step three: Find a commendable outfit one key feature of this outfit is the pants on the outside and the tights to cover out legs, But the most important part of this outfit is not the mask to cover you face but in fact your cape which will billow behind you whenever you run and jump about doing your superhero tasks.

Step four: Hunt down a worthy foe, when looking for your foe you must remember that you will never beat your foe but you will always win and foil his or her evil plans so choose wisely.

 
   
 

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