Titanic

"The future is Tea and Crumpets"

The next stop on our time traveling expedition was 1912 which by coincidence was the year The Titanic hit an iceberg and sank. Now it has been reported that if the lights had been left on in the iceberg then The Titanic would have avoided it and the ship and all the people who died would still be with us today. So that’s what we did. We place a lovely set of windows in the side of the iceberg and turned the lights on and watched The Titanic sail back unharmed.

The photo above was taken by a sperm whale that happened to be passing with its camera. So The Titanic is now a museum moored permanently in Bristol docks which shows films about the banana trade that strived in the early 18th Century in Trinidad.

Unfortunately a tug boat way off course hit the iceberg causing the iceberg to sink and the lovely set of windows to be lost forever. But on a happier note a film was made about the windows staring Leonardo DiCaprio which was a box office hit.

tea and crumpets 2006