It has been discovered by our intrepid team of time travelers that Jesus was banned from walking on water by the Chinese in 23AD. The High Priest and King of China Wan Ki Mov issued a statement that if Jesus was to be found walking on water how ever small the volume of water was he was to be shot on the spot. There were one or two small incidences when Jesus walked through a puddle in Shanghai but it was considered that his feet were in contact with the cobbled street as well as the water, therefore he was not solely walking on water. |